Reasons To Not Kill My Partner Note Pad


Shipping to United States: $10.60

Violence very rarely solves anything and is never the answer but sometimes it can seem like the best worst option! So before you go ahead and book the hitman or start `researching` methodology, use this pad to remind yourself of `all` the reasons NOT to kill your partner!

We've all been there, sometimes you just need to have a good old rant. Rather than venting your frustration, try to focus on the positives with this hilarious pad - Reasons to not kill your partner.

This pad gives you 50 opportunities to do just that. Write down all the reasons not to kill your partner, then tear off the page, screw it up and throw it in the bin. The prefect way to reframe without bending your other half's ear.

Feeling better? Great!
If not complete the section at the bottom of the pad with the name of your partner in crime that will assist with hiding the body.

Provide the laughs by giving this as a moving in gift, a stocking filler for your partner, or even a little sorry gift (self filled with the reasons they shouldn't kill you, of course!)

We offer two pads for £10 if you would like an extra :)

made from:
80 gsm paper with a cardboard back. 50 pages.

21cm x 10.5cm


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Reviews (9)


Packaged well and quick delivery

Fab, it went down a treat!

Nice item being gifted, I'm sure it will be appreciated!

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